In A Perfect World……

Every day I log on various job sites, hoping that today will hold the golden opportunity that I’ve been longing for. Instead, its the same old same old, and I sift through the sales customer service garbage trying to fit my square skill set into round pegs.
Here is what I wish I could see when I look at job postings. In a perfect world:

Artist Wanted for  multi-million dollar project. Must have ceramics background and be able to  start immediately. Bring your own ideas, we don’t have any. Will send a car and driver daily. Contract position: $500K  over 6 months.  Send resume only, no cover letters please.

ART TUTOR needed!  In my lake home, two hours daily after school.  Will pay $100 per day, plus free use of boat and wave runner.  My children need to pass Art or they won’t get into college!!

Help Wanted: Gallery owner ready to retire, looking for  someone to take over my flourishing business on Frazier St.  Large storefront, 1500 sq.ft. studio space, and spacious loft apartment overlooking the river. Lovely walled garden in back.  No money down, will take artwork as payment. Prefer ceramic sculpture.

Clay Studio looking for new leadership. Our last director retired to BermudaM-ThursSalary plus bonus.  Text Claire to set up an appointment.

Non-Profit looking for Artist to improve our client’s lives.  Five-year term, grant position, $100K yearly. Working with low income/battered women.  Furnished studio provided.  We can’t find anyone to do this job. Please help!!

 

 

 

 

 

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About genieearle

I make things in my tiny studio called Claywise, as I try to understand the world I live in, and what it means to be human. I have 4 amazing offspring who are making their own paths, and I am currently an outpatient counselor at a drug and alcohol rehab center, where we do expressive arts in group therapy. View all posts by genieearle

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